Via email:
A Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package….
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The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
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The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
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The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
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The Opthalmologists considered the whole idea shortsighted.
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The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
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The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
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The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
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The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
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The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were p***ed off at the whole idea.
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The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
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In the end, the Proctologsts won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$****s in Washington.
