All The News That Fits

And The Audiologists Wouldn’t Hear Of It

Posted by Nancy on April 29, 2009

Via email:

A Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package….

  • The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
  • The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
  • The Opthalmologists considered the whole idea shortsighted.
  • The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  • The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
  • The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were p***ed off at the whole idea.
  • The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
  • In the end, the Proctologsts won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$****s in Washington.

 

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