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Best Explanation I’ve Seen For What’s Coming November 2

Posted by Nancy on October 20, 2010

A humorous way of looking at the this year’s political climate, here is the latest offering from  Frank Fleming at Pajamas Media.

Doesn’t it suck when you have a dog that barks all night? Everyone hates that. It’s annoying. It can even drive you pretty crazy if it goes on long enough. People hate that.

Know what also sucks? A zombie apocalypse. That’s when society collapses due to some spreading zombie virus, and most of your friends and family are dead, and you have to scrounge for food to survive while the walking dead threaten you around every corner. People also hate that. 

Guess who are the Republicans and who are the Democrats in the above quote, and which annoyance people would rather live with?  And any article that has the following line in it is definitely a must-read:  “Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November.”

So the Democrats sucked. But not just plain old, usual politician sucked, but epic levels of suck where it’s hard to find an analogue in human history that conveys the same level of suckitude. It was sheer incompetence plus arrogance — and those things do not complement each other well. We’re talking sucking that distorts time and space like a black hole.

Go back up to the link now and enjoy the whole article.  And remember:

So the Republicans kinda suck, and that’s why they’re going to win huge this November. Because in the land of epic, mega, ultra, apocalyptic levels of sucking, those who kinda suck are king. Or at least are going to win in a landslide.

Because once the zombie apocalypse is over, the annoying neighbor dog is going to be music to your ears.

Amen and amen.

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