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And The Audiologists Wouldn’t Hear Of It

Posted by Nancy on April 29, 2009

Via email:

A Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package….

  • The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
  • The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
  • The Opthalmologists considered the whole idea shortsighted.
  • The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  • The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
  • The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were p***ed off at the whole idea.
  • The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
  • In the end, the Proctologsts won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$****s in Washington.



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Watch and Learn While You Wait For It To Be Over

Posted by Nancy on November 1, 2008

Wow, talk about your old cartoons, this one is ancient.  It would be politically incorrect to show this to children today, because it advocates capitalism.  Oh my gosh, we can’t have them learning about that!

h/t: mbg

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